Popular Post RegGuheert Posted March 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2018 Garga had the excellent idea of dispensing critical advice during The Great Blackout of 2018: During the blackout, if anyone has a Dr Hive question, the answer is, "Go to the doctor. Or better yet, the ER. Now." Don't wait 5 days to ask us if you should have gone. Just go. I thought it would be good to formalize this idea to make sure all bases are covered! :D Everyone should print out this thread just before the blackout so that we will all know what to do during this terrible event! Here are a couple of free pieces of advice from Reg: - Yes, I would DEFINITELY eat that! - My kids do the same awful thing your child just did. - You should have steak and potatoes for dinner tonight. - And definitely DO NOT USE AN APOSTROPHE TO PLURALIZE!! Kittens WILL die!! Does anyone else want to give out some essential "blackout advice"? 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 :lol: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausmumof3 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Loving it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) - If your child is just not getting it, wait six months and try again. Edited March 22, 2018 by Laura Corin 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegGuheert Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 You’re wrong Reg! The answer is, “For the love of Pete, do NOT eat that!†Sorry, onlittlemonkey, I got that one right! You see, if they eat it and then start to feel bad, that will trigger a "Dr. Hive question", in which case, Garga's advice will automatically kick in. I think it will be a very good thing to formalize these "WTM Rules for Life". When it comes time to turn the forums back on, SWB may find that none of us need the forum any longer! :lol: 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 - just eat what you like until the boards come back up and don't step on the scales. 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maize Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 NO to crockpots YES to instantpots Beast Academy is superior to both Singapore and Saxon Shopping carts belong in their corrals unless you would have to schlepp several tired and grouchy babies/toddlers to the far end of the parking lot to get one there. Kilts are always good. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegGuheert Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Brag alert! - My children are briliant/talented/wonderful/amazing. If you did things exactly like I do them, your children would be briliant/talented/wonderful/amazing, too! ;) 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisoncooks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Starfish pants." 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Over 50? Go ahead and have that hysterectomy. You'll feel great and wonder why you waited so long. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktgrok Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 NO to crockpots YES to instantpots Beast Academy is superior to both Singapore and Saxon, ​But if you have a child that cries in frustration, use CLE math. Shopping carts belong in their corrals unless you would have to schlepp several tired and grouchy babies/toddlers to the far end of the parking lot to get one there. Kilts are always good. Think you summed it all up, other than my addition in blue :) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 No shoes in the house. Unless they are designated 'house only' shoes. And speaking of shoes, spend the extra money on good shoes for your kids. Homeschoolers have an image to maintain. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris in VA Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) You can find a dress for that occasion/shoes that feel comfy and will work for you/the right curriculum/ recommendations for movies-books-music/ all.on.the.internet. And Amazon delivers. And we love you. Edited March 22, 2018 by Chris in VA 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegGuheert Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 You can find a dress for that occasion/shoes that feel comfy and will work for you/the right curriculum/ recommendations for movies-books-music/ all.on.the.internet. You mean...STRAY? :confused1: NEVER!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I talk to the trees Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 My advice for the Great Blackout: You need to set boundaries with that difficult neighbor/friend/family member *now* before the situation gets any worse. 34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amira Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Find out what everyone else will be eating during the blackout so you’re not stuck eating ramen and cornflakes for five days. 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I don’t know how you will all stand waiting to hear exactly which things were worth packing for France and which things would have been better left behind. So, here’s my short teaser to tide you over: YES, take the advice to carry only one carry-on suitcase and/or a backpackpack. DO bring at least one small hair tool if hair tools matter to you on the reg. (I bought a little travel straightening iron.) ABSOLUTELY, if you love “real†photography, do bring your “real†camera, no matter how many sweaters you must nix to fit it. LEGGINGS: Yes! It’s unseasonably cold. BUY A NEW SWEATER when you are sick of the clothes you packed. SCARVES: cannot go wrong. SHOES: only bring the most practical and versatile shoes you own. 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greta Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Over 50? Go ahead and have that hysterectomy. You'll feel great and wonder why you waited so long. :lol: I was just about to start a "should I have a hysterectomy?" thread!!! But I'm under 50. So can I go ahead and post it? :D 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasider Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 :lol: I was just about to start a "should I have a hysterectomy?" thread!!! But I'm under 50. So can I go ahead and post it? :D lol I actually think a lot of gals under 50 and finished with childbearing could benefit from a hysterectomy, I guess once someone hits that half century mark it's solid blanket blackout advice! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 You people crack me up. I am already feeling the withdrawals. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happi duck Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "am I the only one who...?" No, lots of people think/experience that. (hugs) 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) "My child/I am thinking about travelling to X location. Will s/he/I be safe?" - check your government's warnings about the location and go if green. It will be fine. Wear whatever clothes you like as most people will know you are a tourist anyway. Edited March 22, 2018 by Laura Corin 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "My child/I am thinking about travelling to X location. Will s/he/I be safe?" - check your government's warnings about the location and go if green. It will be fine. Wear whatever clothes you like - most people will know you are a tourist anyway. ...and if you fool them into thinking you are local, it backfires anyway as they babble at you incomprehensibly in the local language. #thingsijustlearned 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelwydd Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Should I take home this super cute adorable puppy I found/ rescued/ saved from a burning building on my way back from the farmer's market???? Pics attached!!" - The answer to that is YES, 100% all the time, in fact we've already dispatched the closest WTMers to your GPS location. They come with blankets, doggy treats, and squeaky toys. Expect them in 10 minutes. 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScoutTN Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Nap, snack, exercise, shower. Repeat as necessary for the sake of sanity and surivial. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettyandbob Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Order take out tonight. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechWife Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Bring home the kitten. Name the kitten. Kittens make everything better. 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bettyandbob Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 When you are sick, stressed, moving, etc edutainment (eg magic School bus) counts as school. Take time to care for yourself, even if it seems like you are taking time away from family. You will be better at being present for your family when you take care of yourself. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Lynn Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Yes, you should pull your kids out now. Why wait when the boards will be down anyway? Might as well have something to do. 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 No, don’t change your curricula right now because there’s a pile of snow on the ground and summer seems so very far away. Stick with what you have now, stay the course, and soon the school year will be over. You can change things up for next year if need be. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol in Cal. Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Yes, all 7 year olds do that. Yes, all 10 year olds do that. Yes, all 13 year olds do that. Feel better now? 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz CA Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Eat it if it still smells right. Don't eat it if it stinks. Self-care is not a luxury item but a necessity Edited March 22, 2018 by Liz CA 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terabith Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 You want miralax or some unflavored prep for your upcoming colonoscopy. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypamama Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Plus you’d be crazy to change right now without being able to get 500 opinions on which math curricula is best for your child! :) 🤣🤣🤣 Truth! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alisoncooks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Here's another: Your family member is a narcissist/psychopath. Cut off contact. And: Keens. Super comfy. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73349 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 While you're on Amazon, spring for the ProClick. If you get a pet or have/adopt a baby, take the pictures right away so you can upload them as soon as the eclipse is over. Don't drive yourself crazy trying to do too many things. Do some things. There's nothing wrong with a little short-term bribery to correct a child's habits. If you think people are being ridiculous, you're probably right. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Random answers. You supply the questions. "'No.'" is a complete sentence. Have you read the book Boundaries? A pot of chili The patriarchy/the Duggars/It's pronounced like the spice. A tired puppy is a good puppy. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsMommy Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Is it weird to...?" Most likely. But don't sweat it. We're all weird in our own ways! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanaqui Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 If you think that most kids do not, in fact, do that, then set up an evaluation now. If we tell you five days later that this is a waste of time, well, you can always cancel it then. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I talk to the trees Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Got another one: Yes, you have permission to hide in your room with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates.(Heck, if the board stays down long enough, that's where we all might end up! ðŸ˜) Edited March 22, 2018 by I talk to the trees 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Corin Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) If in doubt, drink a glass of water then go for a walk. ETA: I should stop. I suspect it's becoming obvious that I've been here around seventeen years. Edited March 22, 2018 by Laura Corin 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommybee Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Ha ha in my mind it's kind of crazy I know what these are references to. I've been here too long. I have trouble when we are down for a minute, no idea what I'm supposed to do without the boards for so long. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I will really miss these boards during the updates. You are all such smart, funny, nice people. Are you sure you didn't take a wrong turn? You must be confusing us with another board. :laugh: 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsinkable Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Thought of a couple more: Name your daughter Nora and your son Brian. (These were on my list and I never got to use them, hahahaha). Serve the side salad before the appetizer because the servers make the salad. :lol: Your daughter doesn't need a coat. Because she's FAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE! (What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? Fake, fake, fake ,fake! ~~~ Jerry and Elaine) 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulycrabby Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Why don’t we start a reddit sub forum to use while the forum is down? Reddit won’t know what to do with all of us women and homeschoolers! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegGuheert Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 One thing seems patently clear from reading this thread: We LOVE giving advice!! 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Why don’t we start a reddit sub forum to use while the forum is down? Reddit won’t know what to do with all of us women and homeschoolers! please do...I won't survive otherwise LOL 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I don't have diabetes BTW.... :laugh: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trulycrabby Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 please do...I won't survive otherwise LOL I’ll look into it once I get home and not using cellular minutes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 just don't eat for four days because we won't be able to suggest anything 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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