Moxie Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 10yo and 7yo keep yelling "I poop in your face!" at each other and laughing like it is the most hilarious joke?? No one warned me about this! Refund!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKL Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 My kid thinks "I like big butts and I cannot lie" is the funnest thing to say all day long. :/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklyUnicorn Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 That doesn't even crack the top ten of the grossest things my kids have done. But yeah...they have no filters or something. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkmint Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) I'm trying to figure this out myself. Glad I'm not the only one. I don't know why it is that anything to do with poop and butts brings so much joy to my kids. Edited September 27, 2016 by pinkmint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanalouwho Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 The other day I was with my 5 year old son and my 6 year old nephew. My son said something along the lines of, "I need to learn to do that." My nephew said, "you need to learn to..." Then he lifted his leg and farted loudly. They both thought it was hilarious. Sent from my HTCD200LVW using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertBlossom Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Same here. What is it about bodily functions that boys feel the need to talk and laugh about it constantly? It gets really old. Especially the dinner table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegoat Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I remember being in that stage. I guess it is funny because it is rude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 as the mother of two boys, when that talk started I told them they were welcome to talk any way they like, but potty talk belongs in the potty. And I would tell them to go into the bathroom and shut the door and do it to their heart's content. And that was the end of that. I guess it wasn't as much fun in the bathroom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassenach Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 The other day I was with my 5 year old son and my 6 year old nephew. My son said something along the lines of, "I need to learn to do that." My nephew said, "you need to learn to..." Then he lifted his leg and farted loudly. They both thought it was hilarious. Sent from my HTCD200LVW using Tapatalk The year my son learned to fart on command.....that was a long year. One time my DH taught DS the diahrea song and I contemplated murdering him in his sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slache Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Our office chair squeaks. Every time I sit in it they sing the "Mama is farting" song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xahm Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I won't say who, but some preschoolers in my home delight in coming back from the toilet saying "I pooooped! And I didn't wipe my bottom!" Especially when we have guests. Oddly, toilet paper keeps disappearing, though, at a great rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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