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#2101 Another Lynn

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Posted 03 August 2017 - 06:45 AM

     Will anything be missed listening to Alice in Wonderland instead of reading it?    

 

Maybe nothing will be missed if you neither listen to nor read it. :leaving:  


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Posted 04 August 2017 - 11:04 PM

Vancouver? What do I need to know for 5 day trip?

 

That I'm coming with you? The weather forecast? How to get there?


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Posted 04 August 2017 - 11:12 PM

Good News! My son knows everything! 

 

Thank God! I was hoping SOMEone did! But how does this work? Is he like a Guru? do I have to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro to ask him

a question or do we just go through you as the mediary?


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Posted 05 August 2017 - 01:09 AM



Good News! My son knows everything!


Get it all recorded somewhere quick before he stops being a teenager!
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#2105 Another Lynn

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Posted 05 August 2017 - 06:27 AM

http://forums.welltr...view=getnewpost

(First Day of school traditions?)


Cry? ­čśş

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#2106 luuknam

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Posted 05 August 2017 - 07:50 PM

Christmas 2017 Planning Thread

 

I've got it scheduled for December 25th. 


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Posted 05 August 2017 - 09:58 PM

Vancouver, what do I need to know for a 5 day trip?

Lots of things, but to start it is in British Columbia, Canada.... unless you mean the one in Washington, USA. Or some other one I am unaware of......

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Posted 07 August 2017 - 11:16 PM

How do I make slime?

 

Buy a head of lettuce, or the prepackaged stuff. Put in fridge and forget about it for several weeks.

NOW you have slime!


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Posted 08 August 2017 - 09:49 AM

Literature keeps falling through the cracks

Try thicker volumes.


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Posted 09 August 2017 - 07:40 AM

Teen boy pants--I need help!

 

 

If the panting persists, he may need medical assistance.  Alternatively, it may mean that there is an attractive individual in his vicinity.  In the latter case, the panting will likely stop in a few hours (days? years?)

 

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#2111 luuknam

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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:47 AM

DO Math

 

OKAY! I just leveled up to level two for "polar & rectangular forms of complex numbers". I'm at 2,709,700 points on Khan Academy now (18 day streak). Happy? 


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 01:58 AM

DO Math

OKAY! I just leveled up to level two for "polar & rectangular forms of complex numbers". I'm at 2,709,700 points on Khan Academy now (18 day streak). Happy?

Yes... but how are you doing in Prodigy?


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#2113 luuknam

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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:50 AM

Yes... but how are you doing in Prodigy?

 

 

I think I'm too old to be a prodigy.  :hat:


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:57 AM

Why can't leave fluids in the blender? And how do you unscrew the base?

 

Please don't try to unscrew the base while there are fluids in it.


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Posted 13 August 2017 - 06:34 PM

When I say Steak, What do  you Picture?. . .

 

Things to do with animals besides 4-H


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#2116 Kareni

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Posted 15 August 2017 - 11:42 PM

tote bag?

 

You've almost got it; it's barge.  The quote is: "Tote that barge. Lift that bale."

 

"In the 1927 musical "Show Boat" there is a famous song -- Old Man River -- with the lyric "Tote that barge. Lift that bale." being sung by the slaves/laborers in the musical. The word tote typically means to carry and barge is a type of cargo ship."  Quote from here.

 

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 03:46 AM

:lol: 

When I say Steak, What do  you Picture?. . .

 

Things to do with animals besides 4-H

 


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#2118 luuknam

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Posted 18 August 2017 - 11:58 AM

I'm over the eclipse

 

I'm over the moon.


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Posted 18 August 2017 - 12:32 PM

I'm over the eclipse

 

I'm over the moon.

 

You guys have phenomenal internet reception!


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Posted 18 August 2017 - 06:23 PM

how to keep a van with cloth seats clean?

 

Keep it locked and let NO ONE in.

 

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#2121 Kareni

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Posted 19 August 2017 - 10:56 AM

S/O Trader Joe's: What are their staples like?

 

You might have more luck finding staples at an office supply store.

 

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Posted 19 August 2017 - 11:44 PM

Favorite makeup line?

 

I'msorry.

 

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Posted 20 August 2017 - 01:42 AM

Favorite makeup line?

I'msorry.

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Brilliant!
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Posted 24 August 2017 - 11:11 AM

What are your meals called?

 

They're always called low sodium. When we're fortunate, they're also called delicious.

 

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Posted 25 August 2017 - 10:38 PM

Shakespeare Snacks!

 

But does he eat full meals?

 

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Posted 26 August 2017 - 10:54 AM

How do you deal...

 

Well, first I shuffle the cards.  Then I put the stack in my left hand.  I use my right hand to distribute the appropriate number of cards, one at a time, going clockwise around the table.

 

How do you deal?

 

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 08:01 PM

I'm cleaning out a pantry and some closets and I don't understand

Come here next, please.


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:46 PM

If you needed to incorporate a vegan into a vacation with meat-lovers, how would you do it?

 

(If you don't object to some cannibalistic humor) ... stew.

 

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 09:18 PM

what do you do for birthdays

 

I get older. 

 

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Posted 31 August 2017 - 09:19 PM

Hurricane readiness--do most people blow it off??

 

 

The use of the word blow in that query seems strangely appropriate.

 

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 04:40 PM

Do you run hot or cold?

 

I prefer to walk.

 

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Posted 04 September 2017 - 06:44 AM

     How do you store picture books?    

 

 

Bookshelf?


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Posted 04 September 2017 - 06:46 AM

     Do you hav a list of chores that are done at your house?    

 

<sigh>  No, I have a list of chores that are not done.  


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Posted 04 September 2017 - 01:32 PM

     Do you hav a list of chores that are done at your house?    

 

<sigh>  No, I have a list of chores that are not done.  

 

 

I was thinking "I have a list of chores that you can come do at my house...".


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Posted 09 September 2017 - 05:15 PM

Like Pimsluer, but shorter?

 

Pim.

 

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:23 PM

Babe, Baby, Honey, Sweetheart, Darlin'...

 

Yes?

 

 

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:26 PM

Bears need repairs...

 

This is calling out for something witty, but I'm drawing a blank.

 

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 10:02 PM

I am SO far behind in liking these!  Please consider your funnies liked, everyone! You're all so very witty!  


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Posted 10 September 2017 - 10:30 PM

Bears need repairs...

 

Hares need ├ęclairs.

 

 

(And now I want an ├ęclair!)

 

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 10:31 PM

Bears need repairs...

 

This is calling out for something witty, but I'm drawing a blank.

 

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Kareni

 

This is so uncharacteristic of you!  :D


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 06:59 PM

Are you freezing your credit? What about your older teens?

 

It's frowned upon to freeze teens be they younger or older.

 

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 12:45 PM

What is your favorite meal?

 

Something delicious that I neither prepared nor paid for that is shared with convivial companions.

 

 

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 07:04 PM

How can I protect a floppy, softcover textbook?

 

Well, a gun might be overkill.  I suggest Contact paper.

 

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 10:36 PM

One childhood shot

 

Fortunately, things may turn around in the teen or adult years.

 

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 11:54 PM

Would you use this still?

 

It's illegal to make hard liquor in my state, so I'll have to pass on the still.  Thanks for the offer though.

 

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Posted 18 September 2017 - 05:25 PM

Homeschool dances

 

It also sings and flies.

 

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Posted 18 September 2017 - 05:43 PM

What lends itself to being done orally for an 8 year old?

 

Eating is huge.  There is also talking, singing, and whistling.  Chewing gum is another.

 

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Posted Yesterday, 01:40 PM

Where would I want to move thread....

 

I'd probably put it with other sewing and mending supplies.

 

 

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