Chelle in MO Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Eating Clean rocks! I don't care how clean you get them, I am not eating rocks! I *knew* there was a funny there, but could NOT figure it out in my morning stupor earlier today. Thanks for getting the words out for me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stars Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 How Can I Fall in Love? Well, a lot of people are meeting up online now, but you shouldn't discount traditional places like churches and bars (see other thread). NOT trying to be political . . . does something like this exist? Why, yes. It's called being apolitical. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Food On Plane Try catching one of those Snakes on a Plane. I hear they taste like chicken. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 Food On Plane Try catching one of those Snakes on a Plane. I hear they taste like chicken. :smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 How do you deal with meltdowns/tantrums in public? They are rare at my age, but I generally just apologize and move on with my day. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 What would YOU do... if your mother asked YOU? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Help me find a thread? I recommend going to a fabric store. They usually have a good selection. Regards, Kareni 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 How to keep Han Solo dry at night!?!?! Help I think you should leave that to Princess Leia. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Tipping Taxi Drivers... Is that anything like cow tipping? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 House hunting vent... I didn't know a house could/would hunt a vent. Are vents tasty, or are they hunted for population control? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Gnats in the Guinea Pig cage? I don't think it would be wise to keep gnats in a guinea pig cage...they could escape far too easily and those little buggers are a pain to catch! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingedradical Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Would you spay a pregnant cat? Absolutely not!!!! (but I might pay a vet to do it if s/he thought it was medically necessary) Can Apraxia effect how my son writes his letters? Well, let's try a similar example for comparison. Can deafness affect how my son hears music? Well, then, there ya go! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Walking Dead - Episode 4 *spoilers Well, I would think by episode 4, all of the walking dead would be spoiled and stinky. Pee eww! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Aflac---what is the good/bad, etc. with this insurance? The bad is definitely the duck! It's so annoying! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripley Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Cross country road trip... help me get started Key, meet ignition. Voila, vehicular movement! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Texican Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 help-for-a-secular-parent-explaining-gods-and-God Yeah, they would have some explaining to do if they got caught with some. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 11 year old christmas list It's probably a historic document by now, and the person who wrote it is now eleven years older. It could be fun to read though particularly if it listed specific electronics. Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 Let's talk about tea again. The kind you drink. Well, o.k. But talking about the other kind is a lot more fun!! :w00t: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 What do you wear to a wedding rehearsal Clothing is a good idea! Regards, Kareni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Mama Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Help for greasy hair! Well, there are several ways to get greasy hair. 1. Stop showering/ bathing and let nature take its course 2. Apply grease/fat/oil of your choice. My children have preferred petroleum jelly to make their own hair greasy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 My husband needs a good hand mixer... Is that what he calls it? If you're game, I suggest you indulge him. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 have you read the neverending story? Well, I started, but I could never finish it. Regards, Kareni 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripley Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 My husband needs a good hand mixer... Is that what he calls it? If you're game, I suggest you indulge him. I kept thinking the same thing! It's nice to see I'm not alone in the gutter. :lol: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Grace Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I kept thinking the same thing! It's nice to see I'm not alone in the gutter. :lol: EVERY time I see it, I start laughing. We can be gutter buddies. :D 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Texican Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Who has a narcassacistic mother? My kids do! ! ! "I can't wait to look in the mirror, because I get better looking each day." (just kidding!! I looked in the threads and know they're not talking about vanity.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Reading Eggs? I'd heard of reading tea leaves, but this is a new one for me! Regards, Kareni 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 How to find a date Well, I press the button on the lower right hand side of my watch. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 Has anyone heard of a website... Why, yes, I have! Pretty cool invention, I'd say! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 I am so not sure what to make of this... You could make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I am so not sure what to make of this... You could make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... Craft time at your house scares me. . . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 Craft time at your house scares me. . . Haha! It scares my dh, too! I usually start a project w/grand ideas for the outcome, then beg him to finish it for me because I can't see it through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad 4 Boys Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I am so not sure what to make of this... You could make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... Darn, you beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Darn, you beat me to it. OK - now Craft time at your house scares me even more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad 4 Boys Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 OK - now Craft time at your house scares me even more! Have you seen the movie Airplane? It makes much more sense if you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Have you seen the movie Airplane? It makes much more sense if you have. Yes. And the fact that the two of you quote from it is another scary thing. . . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 22, 2013 Author Share Posted November 22, 2013 OK - now Craft time at your house scares me even more! Yes. And the fact that the two of you quote from it is another scary thing. . . :lol: No doubt! We're quite a pair! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 23, 2013 Author Share Posted November 23, 2013 Jean! Help me! He won't stop quoting lines from Airplane!!!!! :glare: Johnny: [to Mrs. Oveur] Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 LOL - you married him. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 23, 2013 Author Share Posted November 23, 2013 You should've warned me! :toetap05: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 23, 2013 Author Share Posted November 23, 2013 your thoughts on traveling away from small children I'd go far and fast!!!! If you were in her shoes, is there anything I could say to change your mind? I guess if you told me they didn't look good with my outfit, that might change my mind. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 Is there a perfect sweater hanger? I wouldn't say I'm perfect, but I can hang a sweater pretty well. There's not much to it, really. PM me if you'd like help. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Recommend a washer For dishes, I recommend a responsible teen -- preferably one that is already in house. Regards, Kareni 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 Horse Gifts for little girl, any ideas? I'll go out on a limb here and say...a horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Horse Gifts for little girl, any ideas? I'll go out on a limb here and say...a horse! Of course! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted December 4, 2013 Author Share Posted December 4, 2013 Of course! Unless, of course, the horse is Mr. Ed! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Please recommend a coffee maker My husband makes a fine cup of coffee! Regards, Kareni 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 What do your teen boys wear to church? Clothes are highly recommended! Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosie_0801 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 New skillet: stainless steel or non-stick? All the better for hitting you with, my Dear!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsjoy Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Rules for kids online. What blocking software do you use? OK kids line up. Where's the line? I gotta potty! Is it time to go? I could make a fortune on software that blocked every word and action that didn't involve getting homeschoolers to get in a straight line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curlgirl Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Do You Answer The Door When Home Alone??? Well if I thought an inanimate object was talking to me I would probably wait until I was home alone to reply.. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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