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#101 Lizzie in Ma

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:02 PM

Your opinion on sinks please
I think they are lovely, very useful, use mine all the time. :D
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Posted 24 March 2013 - 05:03 PM

Who has passed a kidney stone?

Just off the top of my head...my mom, dh's uncle, a good friend of ours, my L&D nurse, ds's basketball coach's wife, and our next-door neighbor's son. I'm sure there are LOTS of other people who have, but I don't know them all. Hth!
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:19 PM

Hit a deer and a vent I guess


Was the vent also crossing the road?

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:34 PM

Finding a rental lament...


You might find one on Lamentipedia.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:14 PM

I'm in the market for a photo scanner

Good luck! The markets where I live only sell fruits, vegetables, meat and cheese!
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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:06 PM

"Not at church.....not at bars"

Well that about covers it.


Not in a house, not in car
I do not like them Sam-I-Am,
I do not like green eggs and ham...
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#107 Year Round Mom

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:39 PM

Thanks for the laughs!
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#108 Clear Creek

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:49 PM

What are your best tips for cooking stew?

Use a heat source...open flame, stove, EZBake oven....

Anyone in southern Utah?

I drove through it once, and no, I do not recall there being any inhabitants in Southern Utah.

Our phone just rang ...

Answer it before the caller hangs up!

Help me! It's day 4 w/o caffeine

To the rescue...
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#109 Clear Creek

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:00 PM

The doorbell just rang.

Answer the door. Or not; it is your choice.

Dog people...i want to throw up

Well, bird people make me want to throw up, so :001_tt2:

Help with punctuation and capitalization for dd10

That is the correct abbreviation, no punctuation or capitalization necessary when typing "dd10"
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 05:38 PM

best chocolate chip cookie recipe?

my moms~
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 06:32 PM


Big Baby at 34w, need some reassurance


Dude, that's gonna hurt...like a lot a assure you!

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 05:09 PM

ACT scores already sent to university but not student?


Well, pack up that student and send him or her along!

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 06:05 PM

Shoes or no shoes on a scooter

Wheels. Scooters usually have wheels. I guess if you would like to put shoes on your scooter, that would be fine.. but you wont get very far.
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Posted 30 April 2013 - 09:36 AM

Procrastinating!

Well, yes, I am. But you don't have to say it so accusingly - nobody's perfect!!
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 01:30 PM

I stepped on our cat!!

Um, are you the same poster who is now praying for a lost cat? There could be some cause and effect going on here...

(no offence to either party. I hope both kitties are ok!)
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#116 Jean in Newcastle

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 01:34 PM

Please Help With Whining

OK, repeat after me. "But I don't waaaannnnnna!" "Nooooooo, You can't maaaaake me." Note the elongated words where you need to slide your voice up into a high pitched crescendo before coming down for the finish.
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Posted 08 May 2013 - 02:19 PM

Please Help With Whining

OK, repeat after me. "But I don't waaaannnnnna!" "Nooooooo, You can't maaaaake me." Note the elongated words where you need to slide your voice up into a high pitched crescendo before coming down for the finish.


Good one! I was thinking, "I've got just the kid to help you with that!"
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Posted 20 May 2013 - 12:24 PM

dr. hive. weird hand itching

Shoot. If it was on a normal hand I could've helped, but I don't know anything about itching on weird hands. Sorry!
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Posted 20 May 2013 - 02:02 PM

Topics in line

Why do people care so much that someone else chooses a different option

Followed by

OMG DID I ASK YOUR OPINION ????


That made me laugh
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Posted 23 May 2013 - 11:25 AM

"Your boyfriend is a manipulative loser!!"


That's not good. What kind of manipulatives? Counting Bears? Geometric Solids? He didn't lose the cuisenaire rods, did he?!?
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Posted 23 May 2013 - 01:57 PM

Airport, shoes and socks

Check, check and check. We are all ready to go!
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 05:18 PM

Smoking guests

I guess you could, but I prefer chicken.


:smilielol5:
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#123 Chris in VA

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 05:33 PM

A couple funny combos (one thread after another) currently on the chat board--

s/o Ask a Muslim
What does this mean?

Better question than "where do you work" to get to know people
Does anybody here know what it takes to put in a pocket door?

Any Memorial Day Weekend plans?
ipad

How can I make Father's Day special?
Blondie to the rescue!

Airport shoes and socks
How long to adapt to public school?

Sweet 16 gift ideas
Happy Towel Day!

Weirdest stuff you yourself have seen in a house for sale
Diatomaceous Earth
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#124 HollyDay

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Posted 27 May 2013 - 06:32 PM

What does this mean


According to the dictionary:

this can be a pronoun. As in, "This is my house"

this can be an adj. As in, "I chose this dress"

this can be an adv. As in, "I knew it would be this expensive"
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#125 Jean in Newcastle

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 02:35 PM

Piano Lessons and No Makeups Allowed

I started piano at age 5 and I didn't wear no makeups. But as I got older it was allowed.
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:07 PM

Piano Lessons and No Makeups Allowed

I started piano at age 5 and I didn't wear no makeups. But as I got older it was allowed.

Ohmigosh, I keep reading this as "no make up", as well. I always think, "This must be a really strict piano teacher not to allow any make up during lessons!"
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#127 Clear Creek

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 10:49 PM

(forum homepage, last thread posted in on Afterschooling board) What do you think about Tea...
I have been giggling at that for the last day :tongue_smilie:
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Posted 13 June 2013 - 11:14 PM

Undergrad, Med School - How Do I Help Her Get There?

A car. Or a minivan. Or a truck, or a bus, or an airplane....


Can we talk Spanish?

No hablo espanol.


How do you cover P.E.?

Step #1 - send kids outdoors
Step #2 - lock doors


Anyone use Better Chinese?

No, sorry, we stuck with Mediocre Chinese.


Favorite LA for 1st?

My 1st favorite part of LA is South Central LA. Awesome stuff.

Saxon Math question...can you skip?

They really ask that in Saxon Math??!! No wonder I went with R&S years ago; if they spend time on unimportant things like whether the child can skip, then I made the right choice.




Where is the logic?

Nowhere on the internet, that's for sure.


Poll: Hours per day?

I vote for 24.
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#129 Chelle in MO

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 10:44 PM

Is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

 

Yes, but it's a train.

 

;)


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:32 PM

What's Your Favorite Spine?

 

My own.


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#131 Jean in Newcastle

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 09:21 AM

Anyone else tweaking already?

 

No, we're too busy twerking.


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 09:37 AM

Anyone else tweaking already?

 

No, we're too busy twerking.

 

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 10:58 AM

*wipes eyes*  I laughed so much my sides hurt.  :hurray:


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#134 Kareni

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:59 AM

Tutoring behind 8th grader

 

I'd suggest tutoring in front of the student.

 

Regards,

Kareni


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 04:03 PM

Tutoring behind 8th grader

 

I'd suggest tutoring in front of the student.

 

Regards,

Kareni

 

 

:lol:
 


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Posted 12 September 2013 - 06:47 AM

I found something black and grainy inside a starburst candy

 

Maybe it is the prize inside?

 

How can I save these leftovers?

Well, you could wrap them in plastic or aluminum foil or get real fancy and use Tupperware.

 

Help me, I can't cook!

  There's an app for that!!

 

 

 

 


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#137 Jean in Newcastle

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:51 AM

How to Choose a New Doctor

 

a.  must wear a scarf.  (preferably multi-colored)

 

b.  must have a wacky sense of humor

 

c.  must be able to pick up girls using only a big blue box.

 

d.  must look good in a kilt.  


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 11:35 AM

"Halloween Candy Mold"

Yuck! toss it + get fresh candy!
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Posted 07 October 2013 - 01:55 PM

Question about my mom's problem w/her Nook

 

Don't worry, many people have a problem with their Nooks. Call Nooks Anonymous. They can help.


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 03:07 PM

my-brother-is-having-twins shower present question

 

Good for him and how do I convince my husband to carry our next child????

 

 


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:55 PM

"Spending the weekend with my mother..." "anaphylactic reaction question"

If you're that allergic, maybe you should just Skype her.
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#142 Kareni

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Posted 10 October 2013 - 10:37 PM

Finishing a book...What would you do?

 

I typically close the book.

 

Regards,

Kareni


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 02:11 PM

Please share your gallbladder stories

 

 

Once upon a time, there was a gallbladder who lived inside a human.  He was a very nice gallbladder, but one day he became ill.  The doctor made him all better, and he and the human lived happily ever after.  The End.


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#144 SusanC

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:08 PM

Lost piano teacher, what do I do now?

Start looking! Under the couch? In the laundry room? If she is charging you by the hour, get the other kids to help you look.
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#145 Jean in Newcastle

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 02:21 PM

Help this old dog learn to touch type

 

Well, the first thing to do is to measure his paws and find a typewriter with very big keys.  Then start training.  I'm not sure how sensitive the pads are.  You might put different smells on the keys and instead teach him to smell type instead.


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 02:42 PM

Please share your gallbladder stories


Once upon a time, there was a gallbladder who lived inside a human. He was a very nice gallbladder, but one day he became ill. The doctor made him all better, and he and the human lived happily ever after. The End.


Omgish I almost did this very thing the other day. Hilarious
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Posted 14 October 2013 - 07:31 PM

Help for hot flashes...natural preferred


Just wait a few years...

Or, if you are really impatient, stick a finger in an electrical outlet
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Posted 14 October 2013 - 07:34 PM

Townhouse vs. house?


Well, it depends upon the size, weight, overall health, and amount of training each one has had, but my money is on the townhouse.
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#149 Jean in Newcastle

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 11:14 AM

How do you know you're done having kids?

 

When the contractions finally stop.  


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#150 Kareni

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 02:02 PM

Good books for late teens

 

I recommend Never Be Late Again: 7 Cures for the Punctually Challenged by Diana DeLonzor.

 

Regards,

Kareni


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