Tonight at dinner...
5 yr old: I’m making more bacteria. Look! S-s-s-p-l-i-i-i-t! (over and over again as he splits each bunch of broccoli into many smaller strands)
Now I’m a white blood cell eating bacteria!
Mom, the white blood cell is doing a fine job!
Meanwhile older brother is practicing his cello in the hallway. Older brother and sister are arguing about whose edition of the Bach Suites in G is closer to the original (including whether or not a grace note should be in a certain place). Sister comes running to parents with her sheet music and says something, to which older brother announces from the other room: “That’s a fallacy!”
5 year old: It’s a red herring!
Edited by zaichiki, 14 April 2011 - 07:47 PM.