Miss Marple Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 (edited) While driving home from Christmas shopping last night the conversation turned to a movie he had watched in his biology class. It showed a human birth. After commenting on the horror of all the bodily fluids (he does have slight OCD issues ;)) he said, "Humans would be so much better off if they just laid eggs." Anyone have a young lady who does not want her husband to be in the birthing room? I have a fella here for her :lol: Edited December 11, 2010 by CynthiaOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jane in NC Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Anyone have a young lady who does not want her husband to be in the birthing room? I have a fella here for her :lol: This reminded me of the previously mentioned WTM Matchmaking service (Kareni's side job now that her daughter is in college ;)). The motto is: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person in possession of a Well Trained Mind, must be in want of a similarly Well Educated companion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asta Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 This reminded me of the previously mentioned WTM Matchmaking service (Kareni's side job now that her daughter is in college ;)). You know, I've noticed that we have a particularly attractive group of kids on this board... that could be a good thing! a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 You know, I've noticed that we have a particularly attractive group of kids on this board... that could be a good thing! a I can see it now - the ad "find WTM singles in your area" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 I can see it now - the ad "find WTM singles in your area" :D :lol::lol::lol: I see so many photos of classrooms in the dining room. I figure if my ds marries another homeschooler it would be fun to watch them house hunt together. They will walk in, spy a formal dining room with the chandelier hanging, and state there is already a built-in classroom. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kareni Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 While driving home from Christmas shopping last night the conversation turned to a movie he had watched in his biology class. It showed a human birth. After commenting on the horror of all the bodily fluids (he does have slight OCD issues ;)) he said, "Humans would be so much better off if they just laid eggs." Anyone have a young lady who does not want her husband to be in the birthing room? I have a fella here for her :lol: I'm not convinced that my daughter wants to be in the birthing room either! If your son can figure out an egg laying process, I may have just the young woman for him. (Oh, wait, I think I already promised her to Jane in NC's son. Details, details.) Regards, Kareni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Marple Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 I'm not convinced that my daughter wants to be in the birthing room either! If your son can figure out an egg laying process, I may have just the young woman for him. (Oh, wait, I think I already promised her to Jane in NC's son. Details, details.) Regards, Kareni LOL! My oldest son's girlfriend had just finished an anatomy & physiology course for pre-pharmacy when she commented to me, "Have you seen the cervix of a woman who just gave birth? I don't think I ever want to have kids if my cervix is going to look like that!" :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy in Australia Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Lol! I've given birth three times and I think egg-laying sounds like a great idea :lol: Your poor son... There are things some guys should not see until absolutely necessary ;) And I think the WTM Matchmaking service sounds like a great idea. Of course, half of you would need to emigrate to Australia to really make it work but still... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterPan Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 While driving home from Christmas shopping last night the conversation turned to a movie he had watched in his biology class. It showed a human birth. After commenting on the horror of all the bodily fluids (he does have slight OCD issues ;)) he said, "Humans would be so much better off if they just laid eggs." Anyone have a young lady who does not want her husband to be in the birthing room? I have a fella here for her :lol: Oh I've got a better one! My SIL had just given birth and BIL (her husband) says "Let's do that again!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April in CA Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Thanks for sharing, Cynthia! I have often thought that birth would be much easier if babies came out flat and then could be inflated via the umbilical cord! That always sounded less painful. :D Blessings, April Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvingLife Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I can see it now - the ad "find WTM singles in your area" :D I like that one!:lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romeacademy Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 I'm not convinced that my daughter wants to be in the birthing room either! :iagree:Mine either. I figure she would have loved it back in the day when women were basically knocked out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Bay Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 While driving home from Christmas shopping last night the conversation turned to a movie he had watched in his biology class. It showed a human birth. After commenting on the horror of all the bodily fluids (he does have slight OCD issues ;)) he said, "Humans would be so much better off if they just laid eggs." Anyone have a young lady who does not want her husband to be in the birthing room? I have a fella here for her :lol: I'm not convinced that my daughter wants to be in the birthing room either! If your son can figure out an egg laying process, I may have just the young woman for him. (Oh, wait, I think I already promised her to Jane in NC's son. Details, details.) Regards, Kareni :lol::lol::lol: If my dd liked teen boys, she'd be one for him--she can't be private enough;). Just how big, though, would that egg have to be????? Oh I've got a better one! My SIL had just given birth and BIL (her husband) says "Let's do that again!" :lol::lol: i wonder how he'll feel after a few weeks of broken sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OregonNative Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Thanks for sharing, Cynthia! I have often thought that birth would be much easier if babies came out flat and then could be inflated via the umbilical cord! That always sounded less painful. :DBlessings, April :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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