Teachin'Mine Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've read so many thread titles lately which ask a question. Often I come up with an answer that has absolutely nothing to do with what the OP meant by the question, but I can't help coming up with the replies anyway. So ... thought I'd start a thread where we can post replies when they come to mind. This may be totally lame, so feel free to say so if it is. :lol: I'll start off with one from the high school forum ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) hippocampus? How does it work? The parking area is replaced with a covered area with hay available, the doors to buildings are wider, and there are no steps involved. Pushing and shoving is considered acceptable behavior and sprinklers are often activated in the classrooms to keep the students happy. :D I know ... I need a life. :lol: Edited August 20, 2010 by Teachin'Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Does Piano count as a "Fine Art"? Definitely not when I play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kitchen living room, bathroom, hall, bedroom, study, dining room (did you want to know any more?);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Has the term "gifted" been marginalized? No, I think it's been quoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Kitchen living room, bathroom, hall, bedroom, study, dining room (did you want to know any more?);) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrar Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yes, they're little toys that spin around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yes, they're little toys that spin around. :lol: I like this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom31257 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Ocean fiction? No, contrary to popular belief, the oceans are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom31257 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Waxing philosophical While some may have philosophical differences with waxing, I think if someone needs it, they should really go for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannqn Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Talk me down from this ledge please... Ok. Jump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Talk me down from this ledge please... Ok. Jump! :smilielol5: (Though not what Amy had in mind. . .:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Organic foods--how do we start eating healthier? Plant yourselves in unpolluted, fertile ground, and suck up those nutrients. Sorry, I had to answer for them because organic foods cannot talk -- or at the very least, they don't speak English. Edited August 20, 2010 by RoughCollie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristusG Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Drive Safely Video on Facebook This video is now being viewed by everyone browsing Facebook on their smart phones....while driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca VA Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Forum Game -- who wants to play? Gee, I thought the Romans held their games in the Coliseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrscopterdoc Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Got News! No, but I got milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RegularMom Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) electric knife recommendations: Plug in. Slice carefully. Edited August 20, 2010 by RegularMom to make it easier to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Tornado!!! Hurricane!!! Earthquake!!! Tsunami!!! (Do you remember those old disaster movies that had names like that?) Sometimes the network would have 'Disaster Week'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinder Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 You guys are so funny! I'll play. Yet another puppy question If your puppy continues with these questions others will think he's the teacher's pet! Ok, I crack myself up sometimes. :tongue_smilie: Cinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) Dr. Hive, is this a tick rash? Honey, ticks don't get rashes, so I think it must be something else. ;) Edited August 21, 2010 by Caitilin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistyJ Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 If you receive a pm from anyone claiming to be a forum administrator it's because you slept 'til 9 while your kids were playing out back unsupervised and you're curriculum isn't 100% Classical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Cooking in the summer and lack of air conditioning I hate to tell you this, but it is because you don't have air conditioning that you are cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwjx2khsmj Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 need easy recipe for pork Cook it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I feel silly.. a question about pre-history We prefer grammar right before history but others might like Latin or Music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairfarmhand Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Flossing & brushing, which do you do first? If you're a redneck from Cheatham County TN, you do neither... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teachin'Mine Posted August 21, 2010 Author Share Posted August 21, 2010 Forum Game -- who wants to play? Gee, I thought the Romans held their games in the Coliseum. That's only for the people who are dying to play. :lol: Oh my goodness - these are all hysterical!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5LittleMonkeys Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Okay, I'm not usually very good at these things but I'll try. We're signing a lease on Tues... You might get a better deal on Monday since no one likes them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughCollie Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) Stupid "green" question of the day There are no stupid, green questions. The stupid questions are the orange ones. Despite my best efforts, it happened...I turned 40!!! Try turning the other way. Birth of Baby Photos All my life, I've thought baby photos were hatched. About PS - will I get eggs thrown at me if I share something good? Eggs have become dangerous. We'll throw tomatoes instead. Glamour of Grammar Isn't this kind of like putting lipstick on a pig? Do y'all write in your workbooks? No, but we color all the pictures. Edited August 21, 2010 by RoughCollie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 am I the only one? Nope according to last count there's billions of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) do I need pencil grips? yep. they're called fingers These are the types of people who give Christians a bad name... like Apple or whatever celebrities are naming their kids these days Edited August 21, 2010 by dawn8500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest janainaz Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 What are these strange things? In my house, they are called children. :lol: I like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolva Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 These are hysterical, thanks for posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I'm finished with my second weekend of freezer cooking... Aren't they kind of tough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunty Social Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I got nutella. I got spoon. Be right there.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny_Weatherwax Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Talk me down from this ledge please... Ok. Jump! :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I got Nutella. I got a rock. Need help finding a shirt Maybe it's in the closet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 [ Need help finding a shirt Maybe it's in the closet??? In our house, it would be in the laundry. . . everything is in the laundry:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean in Newcastle Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Well, crap Um, I wouldn't drink the water from that well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mommylawyer Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Sigh, I have just listened to some of the worst excuse for music ever! Stop listening. well crap Better than sick crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle in MO Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Anyone from Bismarck, ND?? I'm sure SOMEONE is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrar Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Someone just paid for our dinner!! Well, most things in life aren't free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitilin Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I'm finished with my second weekend of freezer cooking... Aren't they kind of tough? :smilielol5: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FO4UR Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 how do you thaw our meat? You're supposed to thaw it out? That explains the... well, crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylianna Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 How do you stop searching???? By finally finding it. Usually in the last place you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalieclare Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Can you share your favorite reference-style books? =) Well, I can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Yes, that's why it's taking her more than a week to cook it. Gotta roast 'em sllloooooowwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlockOfSillies Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Chicken social skills class? Helping our new girl fit in -- Try the movie "Chicken Run." I think Teaching Company has it on sale this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elinor Everywhere Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I got Nutella. I got a rock. :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhg Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Just saw a beautiful piece of art Me too: my son sleeping past 6:45 am for the first time in his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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