Rhondabee Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 (edited) WARNING: Part of this is slightly crude. That is the danger of having teenaged boys. If potty humor offends you, and you will think less of me forever, just go ahead and place me on your ignore list now and don't read further... I do solemnly swear that all which follows was actually inspired by true happenings in my home. (Unfortunately, I did not *intend* for my home to be so dirty. I just intended to have children. They were male. The dirt came with them.) ********************************************************** Think "Weird Al Yankovitch" and sing along to "Hotel California." ("On a dark desert highway...") On a dark Monday mornin' - Coffee cup in my hand Nauseous smell of Axe body spray - Reaches me where I stand And still my stomach is sayin' it's ti---me to go---- But my blasted teen-aged boy is in my bath room don't you know? ("Mirrors on the Ceiling...") Soap scum on the ceiling? - Blues, grays, and greens - so nice! The soap says, "We are all just prisoners here - in the drain device." And in the master's throne there - the remains of last night's feast (sorry!) You can stab it with that plunger thing - But you'll never flush the beast! ("Welcome to the Hotel California...") Welcome to the Bathroom of my teenage boy, yeah! Such a lovely face - emerges from this grotesque place. There ain't much room in the bathroom of my teenage boy, yeah. But bacteria and e-coli - Assemble here to multiply. Guitar Riff (And still those voices are calling from far away...) And still those girls keep calling him e-very day Wake me up the middle-of-the-night and make me want to say-hey Have you seen the bathroom of my teenage boy, yeah? How CAN such a lovely face - emerge from such a gro-tesque place? He's livin' it up in the bathroom of my teenage boy, yeah. But I gotta say I'm thinkin' of you - So I'm gonna tell ya what you should do Disinfectant - ammonia - Surface cleanser with bleach These are all the tools of my trade - I've taught him how to use each "Relax, Mom, I've cleaned it!" - Just a LIE I believed... But you can check out anytime you like - So LEAVE, girl, LEAVE!!! ********************************************************** Who needs Classical Writing, huh?:lol::lol::lol: JK- JK!!!! Edited July 11, 2010 by Rhondabee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissel Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol: You're good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Rat Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Ha! As a mother of 2 boys, who have yet his their teen years, I sympathize and dread. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elegantlion Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: I love it! We have two bathrooms and I have been fortunate to claim the master bathroom as my domain. Dh and ds share the hall bath, I try to stay out of it entirely. I love the Eagles and have been listening to a lot of Don Henley lately, so I had the whole tune in my head. That would be you-tube hit for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakia Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I don't have sons, but I have brothers. So yeah, I get it. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanestMomInMidwest Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Wonderful! Your song illustrates perfectly why I need 2 bathrooms. One for the girls and one for the boys (I have two who have yet to hit teenage years. I could add a verse to your song about pee around the base of the toilet and toads in the sink. Once I came home to find a bass swimming in my bathtub - 'cuz they wanted me to see it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommyof4ks Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 That is why I want a house with 3 bathrooms before my dss become teens lol. My poor dd does not need to be exposed to that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ereks mom Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I think you'd have to have been the mom of a teenage boy to truly appreciate this. And since I have, that makes it all the more special. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIC in OH Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Yep yep yep! All too true. You have a great talent and I can relate all too well. Except we all share one bathroom here. Ick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennyb1998 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Thanks for sharing. That was great. I have a 12yo ds and he's already there on some of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TammyinTN Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol::lol::lol: Excellent job!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooblink Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol::lol: Love it! 3 boys here (I'm counting my dh in this one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangermom Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I think you'd have to have been the mom of a teenage boy to truly appreciate this. I disagree--I have 3 younger brothers! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dm379 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I'm having flashbacks of sharing a bathroom with 7 boys growing up. I had forgotten about that. Wonder if I can start training my ds now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annabel Lee Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Wonderful! Your song illustrates perfectly why I need 2 bathrooms. One for the girls and one for the boys (I have two who have yet to hit teenage years. I could add a verse to your song about pee around the base of the toilet and toads in the sink. Once I came home to find a bass swimming in my bathtub - 'cuz they wanted me to see it) ROTFLMBO :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lopezmom Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 THAT is funny!!! (and I shall be there soon with my two boys....arghhhhh!) =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynyel Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 O M G :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laundrycrisis Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 My only siblings are two brothers who are 8 and 9 years older than me...so for the entire portion of my childhood that I can remember, they were teenagers until they moved out. The bathroom was always. so. disgusting. Now as an adult I am a hyper freak about keeping the bathrooms clean. And my kids ? Two boys. Still young. I'm concerned about the years ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberly in IN Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 O M G :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: :iagree: My response exactly as I read this. The Axe bit, priceless. :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mammaruss Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 :lol::lol: Love it! 3 boys here (I'm counting my dh in this one). Same here! :thumbup: hahachucklesnort :lol: hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corraleno Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 That would be you-tube hit for sure. :iagree: This needs to be recorded and posted on youtube! :lol: Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny_Weatherwax Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 That is too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Fairy Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Awesome! You should totally "waste" your time more often--you're extremely funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhondabee Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 That is why I want a house with 3 bathrooms before my dss become teens lol. My poor dd does not need to be exposed to that. :D WE ******HAVE******* THREE - YES 3!!! - count them 3 - bathrooms. (deep breaths, deep breaths.....) But mine has the best shower. :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhondabee Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 The boys both play guitar, and we have friends at church that are excellent musicians (and share my wry wit thanfully). So, I'm hoping we can actually rig something up and do something just before Halloween. (We've never done a video before - should be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhondabee Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 Wonderful! Your song illustrates perfectly why I need 2 bathrooms. One for the girls and one for the boys (I have two who have yet to hit teenage years. I could add a verse to your song about pee around the base of the toilet and toads in the sink. Once I came home to find a bass swimming in my bathtub - 'cuz they wanted me to see it) Oh, you should! My friend is encouraging me to make a video for YouTube. We could add your verse...Sounds good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamatanya Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 LOL Rhondabee, that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanestMomInMidwest Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Oh, you should! My friend is encouraging me to make a video for YouTube. We could add your verse...Sounds good! Nah, you should. You have the talent. I can't make up songs without adding swear words :001_huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denisemomof4 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I love it and can SOOOOOOO relate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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